One bunch of Free GreenBanana’s
with your initial order over $1,000,000,000!

One Order Per Customer
One Offer Expires on 4/1/2023
If you are allergic to green bananas this promotion is not for you
if your order is only $999,999 you may get just one banana, but your banana receipt is based on our discretion
If you are disappointed with this offer call a friend, you will feel better after talking to them rather than us
If your green bananas happen to ripen in the mail feel free to nail them to a posterboard and try to sell them like that guy in NYC did